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Wanted: 1,500 Dead People Who Are Still Alive

A team of international doctors and hospitals are starting a research project to study what happens after a person dies…. and comes back to life.

Sorry, no “holy-rollers” here – just a bunch of folks with cardiac arrest, which means that your heart, lungs and brain have all stopped working. This of course, begs the question: If your brain stops working, how can you remember what you saw, felt or heard while dead?

Not one to be stopped by logical questions, this crack team of health professionals has developed a fail proof experiment to test their theories. One, I might add, that is very clever and tricky.  What is this experiment?

They are placing pictures in the resuscitations rooms on special shelves that are only visible from the ceiling.

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In order to see the pictures, you have to either:

  • Be a fly on the ceiling
  • Break into the hospital, sneak past the doctors, nurses and security guards – all while carrying a ladder and hoping like hell that you can see the picture BEFORE the exercise causes you to go into cardiac arrest.  Or
  • Die and float above the room looking down on the doctors poking and stabbing your once beautiful body. (sigh – the rudeness of some folks!)

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